Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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