I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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