Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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