went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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