"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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