Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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