is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
A bitchslap is in order.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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