I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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