We're facebook friends in real life
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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