loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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