So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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