she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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