You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I think pants incapable of making pants work
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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