i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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