yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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