And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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