***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
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Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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