so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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