I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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