super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
only you would photoshop your dick
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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