how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
