you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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