I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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