M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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