honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
