I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
