She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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