I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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