i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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