I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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