...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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