It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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