your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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