quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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