She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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