bring money and cleavage
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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