It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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