I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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