The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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