I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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