So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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