found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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