matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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