The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
