I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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