i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I look better un-naked...
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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