Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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