So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
