I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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