Can Purell be used as lube?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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